Guy is in the hospital, in bed, in his gown and the nurse comes round. Through his oxygen mask, he asks “are my testicles black?”
The nurse lifts up his gown, moves some bits around, lifts some bits up and gets up close, and says “no, all looks good and the right colour to me.”
Buddy takes his oxygen mask off and says “that was lovely and all, but ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?”
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